Actual exchange in my workplace today

I actually had the following exchange with someone in my place of business today:

Them: "I wonder why it's turned so cold?"

Me: "I don't know. Just one of those fluky things, I guess."

Them: "Speaking of fluky things, your Nats won last night, didn't they? Hey, maybe they won because Hell froze over and that's why it's turned so cold here!"

Me: "[Expletives deleted]!!"

Everyone's a comedian. I was happy all day, though.